In the wake of a protest-filled summer, Bumble Founder & CEO Whitney Wolfe Herd announced the app will be allowing its users to sort white profiles by who only merely posted black squares versus who actually went to a BLM protest.
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Chance the Rapper has been pretty silent about the details of his new album, but in a recent interview, the Chicago rapper revealed his debut studio album will be several recordings of him praying before his meals.
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We’re back. We’re finally back. Everybody’s favorite guilty shit-storm of a pleasure has re-emerged to present another edition of incredibly manipulated love. While Bachelor Nation was busy during the offseason figuratively marching in the streets for Tyler C and/or Mike to be the next Bachelor, ABC execs secretly prepped Peter Weber to be the next grown man to date 20+ women who just celebrated their 21st birthday. Which honestly… Makes sense… Think about it... Tyler C is TOO perfect. You mean to tell me that a former tight end doesn’t slut shame, can comprehend consent, and as a Florida man his only criminal history involves rear-ending a vehicle? If Tyler C would have been the Bachelor, mobs of women would have stormed the mansion to see Tyler C in similar fashion to that scene from World War Z when the zombies storm Jerusalem.
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SORRY EVERYBODY BUT CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED
BURN DOWN YOUR STOCKINGS AND SLIP KEROSENE INTO MY EGGNOG BECAUSE MY DECEMBER HAS KICKED OFF WITH THE EAGLES’ FIRST LOSS SINCE 9/17. All I wanted for Christmas was financial security, mental stability and the privilege of sleeping at night knowing that the Eagles were capable of putting the Seahawks in their place. But instead of being filled with the Christmas spirit, a bunch of Grinches disguised as the Seattle football team figuratively stole my “Who Roast Beast” as retaliation for never experiencing sunshine or a general sense of happiness. Despite being the 6-point favorite, the Eagles had their 9-game winning streak brought to a screeching halt by the Seattle “Our Head Coach is a 9/11 Truther” Seahawks. The game was all Seattle with Russell totaling three touchdown passes, going 20–31 and with no turnovers. Although the Wentz-led Eagles offense totaled 425 yards, they were plagued by penalties and turnovers that prevented the Birds from leaving the 206 with the W.
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