I should make it clear before you start your angry replies that I’m not actually saying that Clare sucks, this is just the name of this blog I always do about The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

I mean, does Clare Crawley actually suck as the Bachelorette? Only time will tell. I’m not declaring anything, but it doesn’t help that Clare looks like every young Republican mom from my hometown who consistently dines at Outback Steakhouse whenever she’s not too busy calling the cops on some innocent black kids.

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Humanity rang in the new year thinking that 2018 would be the start of bigger & better things. The clock struck midnight and lots of us began to tweet “new year, new me” in hopes that 2k18 would bring fame, fortune and a cease to texting exes while listening to Drake. Then at 12:30 p.m. EST, that carbon-dated tetanus infection of a college called “UCF” decided to murder all sense of justice & righteousness by defeating Auburn in one of the coveted “New Year’s Six Bowls.”

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